Rather than bore you with recaps, each week we are summing up our lobby screenings of Twin Peaks in haiku form.

Episode 1, “Northwest Passage”

Death of a high school princessLaura Palmer killed

All wrapped up in plastic

Cooper on the case

Episode 2, “Traces to Nowhere”

The real question is

Who put fish in the coffee?

Because that is gross.

See you next week!