Subject: Daylight Saving Time
23 messages


From: Ross

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 5:41 PM

To: All Staff
Hello there,Just a quick reminder to turn your clocks forward an hour at 2am on Sunday. You don’t want to be an hour early to work tomorrow, do you?To learn more about DST (Arizona doesn’t practice it!) check out this video: http://gothamist.com/2012/03/10/what_time_does_daylight_savings_tim.phpDaylight Saving Time,
Ross Brunetti
Manager

From: Amanda

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 6:21 PM

To: All Staff
I think you mean late, but thanks Mr. Manager.

From: Melvin

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 6:38 PM

To: All Staff
So does that mean those of us lucky to work the midnights and are here until 2am get an extra hour on the clock?I jest.Sent from the universal consciousness

From: Kris

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 6:39 PM

To: All Staff
Ross and I debated on whether or not it would be late or early for a solid 10 minutes.

From: Brian

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:06 PM

To: All Staff
Time does not exist.

From: Kate

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:08 PM

To: All Staff
You would show up early, not late. Mr. Manager had it right!

From: Carrie

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:22 PM

To: All Staff
No you would show up late.If you’re supposed to be there a 2 and you forget to set your clock forward you’d show up at 2(your time) but for the rest of the world it would be 3… 2am becomes 3am tonight, spring forward means we lose an hour.But who cares our phones all do it by themselves.Thanks,C

From: Ross Brunetti

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:23 PM

To: All Staff
No! Early! You’d all be early!Ross

From: Kris

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:31 PM

To: All Staff
Okay so if I come in at noon but then come in at noon my time that means I would be coming in at… Noon? Wait… That doesn’t work.

From: Ross

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:33 PM

To: All Staff
Wait. I was wrong. You’d be late. Moral of the story don’t be late!Ross

From: Joe

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:38 PM

To: All Staff
Time is a Swiss illusion!

From: Mike

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:52 PM

To: All Staff
Good thing i’m in Tampa!

From: Melvin

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 9:00 PM

To: All Staff
Def. late, we all lose an hour of sleep.11am standard = 12pm DLS11am – I’m opening for brunch and have an hour to set up
12pm – Oops. If only I had just read a ton of emails about how not to be late for work.  Well played Ross.

From: Matthew (Owner)

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 9:10 PM

To: All Staff
I’ve just lost an hour reading this nonsense! Ross, you’re fired!

From: Kate

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 9:12 PM

To: All Staff
Haha, it’s definitely late. Sorry Ross.

From: Vince

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 8:59 PM

To: All Staff
Everyone’s phones and computers automatically change so this is kinda moot

From: Aiden

Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 3:57 AM

To: All Staff
I’m throwing my LA time into the mix WHO’S SHOWING UP WHEN NOW

From: Andrew

Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 4:45 AM

To: All Staff
I’m throwing up!

From: Ben

Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 4:58 AM

To: All Staff
I just thought really hard about it and determined that you would actually be late to work.

From: Jeremy

Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 9:08 AM

To: All Staff
Shit. Hope I’m not late for work now…

From: Kris

Sun, Mar 11, 2012 at 9:18 AM

To: All Staff
Wait, so what day is it?