Hatched editors Caryn Coleman and Kris King don’t always agree on everything, but they share a deep, almost creepy love for this week’s brunch movie Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. This is an exchange the two of them had while trying to have a meeting. The meeting did not get far.

See Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure at Nitehawk Cinema, Saturday, June 2 and Sunday, June 3 at Noon.

Caryn Coleman: The Best…

Kris King: No, this is the best…

CC: Actually, I lied. THIS is the best…

KK: No, this…

CC: Who are we kidding?…

KK: Ugh, no. That scene gave me nightmares as a kid, but then again, so did this:

CC: Everyone I know has such a big but.

KK: Saying this to people makes them furious. (Line is at 1:24)

CC: *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK knockknockknockknockknockknock*

KK: There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I’m going to tell you about right now!

CC:  There’s also the one where the hitchhiker looks at him sexually when he’s dressed like a lady. (Starts at 1:14)

KK: Or the part when he’s walking around after losing his bike and literally everyone is riding around on bicycles

CC: “I don’t understand.”

KK: I say we let him go! NOOOOOOOOOO

CC: TEQUILA!

KK: … Yeah, alright you win.