Posted on June 9, 2017
Every week in Lo-Res Bar, we screen a selection of bootlegs, horror flicks, art docs and whatever else we can dig up from Nitehawk’s legendary VHS Vault.
Week of June 9, 2017
Day (Open – 9pm)
Preview Channel (2001) – Oh hey, JAG is on.
Sailor Moon – Sailors Uranus and Neptune aren’t lesbians, no, they’re “cousins.”
Batman: The Movie (1966) – The one with the Batman brand shark repellent.
Maya Deren Dance Films – Some tapes are classy tapes. This is one of them.
MST3K, “Chickens of Tomorrow” – “The deadly battle against the Chicken of Today!”
Bigfoot (1970) – Bigfoot kidnaps the wrong bikers’ girlfriends!
Firm Fannies (1989) – It only takes 12-minutes to make your fanny super firm
Carnival in Flanders (1935) – Spain invades Flanders and everyone is wearing frills
Magical Mystery Tour (1967) – The Beatles ride around on a bus and call it a movie
After Hours (9pm – Close)
The Invisible Dead (1970) – The good thing about invisible monsters is that they’re free
Waxwork (1988) – What’s the difference between a normal wax museum & an evil one?
Last Resort (1986) – A Fyre Festival situation, but w/ Charles Grodin instead of Ja Rule
N64 Promotional Video – Let’s play Wave Race 64
Ninja Kids (1986) – This must be mislabeled, there’s way more nudity than ninja kids.