*** ONE SHOW ONLY – LIMITED SEATING ***
A “Greatest Hits” show from the long-running video variety series KEVIN GEEKS OUT, Nitehawk’s multi-media comedy event that’s been an editor’s pick in The New York Times and Scientific American.
Each KEVIN GEEKS OUT show features one condensed movie or TV show. In 5 – 10 minutes, the audience gets a curated cutdown, “The Kindest Cut” if you will.
The July show collects the best supercuts from the last 10 years of shows, featuring:
* Kung-fu wizards
* An environmental monster movie
* An under-seen slobs-vs-snobs prep school comedy
* The ultimate 1990’s women’s wrestling epic
* A made-for-tv movie from a master of horror
* and a few films or tv shows that THE AUDIENCE WILL CHOOSE DURING THE EVENT!
Join comedian Kevin Maher and his special guests for this one-of-a-kind multi-media extravaganza that will caulk the gaps in your pop culture knowledge.
With Special Guests:
John Beaman (Documentary photographer)
M. Sweeney Lawless (writer, Euphobia comedy group)
John Cribbs (Head Writer, The Pink Smoke website)
“One of the best shows in NYC” – Hy Bender, BestNewYorkComedy.com
“Kevin Maher is a mad genius.” – SyFy.com
Starring: Janine Carazo, Jerome Dempsey, Daniel Dietrich
The Norris family get jobs working at a seedy old carnival as a cover for searching for their missing son who disappeared after visiting said carnival. Eccentric manager Mr. Blood turns out to be a vampire while the evil owner Malatesta rules over a gaggle of ghastly ghouls who watch silent movies when they aren’t feasting on human flesh.
Starring: Robert Deniro, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, Juliette Lewis
Sam Bowden is a small-town corporate attorney. Max Cady is a tattooed, cigar-smoking, bible-quoting, psychotic rapist. What do they have in common? Fourteen years, ago Sam was a public defender assigned to Max Cady’s rape trial, and he made a serious error: he hid a document from his illiterate client that could have gotten him acquitted. Now, the cagey, bibliophile Cady has been released, and he intends to teach Sam Bowden and his family a thing or two about loss.
Starring: Evan Peters, Barry Keoghan, Jared Abrahamson, Blake Jenner, Ann Dowd
The unbelievable but entirely true story of four young men who attempt to execute one of the most audacious art heists in U.S. history. The film centers around two friends from the middle-class suburbs of Lexington, Kentucky. Spencer is determined to become an artist but feels he lacks the essential ingredient that unites all great artists – suffering. His closest friend, Warren, has also been raised to believe that his life will be special, and that he will be unique in some way. But as they leave the suburbs for universities in the same town, the realities of adult life begin to dawn on them and with that, the realization that their lives may in fact never be important or special in any way.
Determined to live lives that are out of the ordinary, they plan the brazen theft of some of the world’s most valuable books from the special collections room of Spencer’s college Library. Enlisting two more friends, and taking their cues from heist movies, the gang meticulously plots the theft and subsequent fence of the stolen artworks. Although some of the group begin to have second thoughts, they discover that the plan has seemingly taken on a life of its own. Unfolding from multiple perspectives, and innovatively incorporating the real-life figures at the heart of the story, writer-director Bart Layton (The Imposter) takes the heist movie into bold new territory.
Starring: Lakeith Stanfield, Tessa Thompson, Jermaine Fowler
In a dystopian, not-too-distant future Oakland, black telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success, propelling him into a macabre universe of material glory. As his friends and co-workers organize in protest of corporate oppression, Cassius falls under the spell of his company’s cocaine-snorting CEO Steve Lift, who offers him a salary beyond his wildest dreams.
Starring: Craig Denney, Darrien Earle, Arthyr Chadbourne
In the tradition of The Holy Mountain, Pink Flamingos and The Room comes a slice of batsh*t cinema that must be viewed at midnight. This rarely screened cult oddity is a fascinating passion project (the sole film from director/star Craig Denny) that combines carny mysticism, international high adventure and a Christ allegory for good measure. After Craig Denny (in his egomaniacal glory) failed to secure rights to The Moody Blues tunes heard throughout the film, THE ASTROLOGER never received an official release.
In an era where the trashiest, weirdest films are getting 4k scans from Arrow, Vinegar Syndrome and Shout! Factory, THE ASTROLOGER remains a quaint reminder of tape-trading days and the golden age of cult films. Here is a movie that will most likely NEVER receive an official Blu-Ray or DVD. Not only do you need to see this on the big screen with a wild midnite audience… you have to.
This may be your only chance to see THE ASTROLOGER in 2018.