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Note: This is a dubbed print.

This flick is so impatient to get to the beatings that before the opening credits have even ended it’s launched into a scene that would be the climax of most American action movies. Hong Kong turned out dozens of Girls with Guns flicks in its heyday, but this one somehow flew under the radar, probably because it was marketed as a sequel to a movie it has nothing to do with. Three of Hong Kong’s most lethal ladies headline a skullbuster that’s straight outta the ‘90s, full of bad pants, bad hair, and fights, fights, FIGHTS! These three women eat shotgun shells for breakfast, make questionable fashion choices, and feed suckers the bottom of their sneakers for snacks. Does it matter that it’s dubbed into English? No! That just makes everything more fun! Sit down, buckle your seatbelt, and shut up. Third wave feminism is going to punch you in the face now.