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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Starring: Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, A$AP Rocky

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Mimic

Starring: Mira Sorvino, Jeremy Northam, Alexander Goodwin, Giancarlo Giannini, Charles S. Dutton, Josh Brolin

When a cockroach-spread plague threatens to decimate the child population of New York City, evolutionary biologist Susan Tyler (Mira Sorvino) and her research associates rig up a species of “Judas” bugs and introduce them into the environment, where they will mimic the diseased roaches and infiltrate their grubby habitats. So far so good … until the bugs keep on evolving and learn to mimic their next prey — humans.

The Godfather Part III

Starring: Al Pacino, Diane Keaton, Andy Garcia, Talia Shire, Eli Wallach, Joe Mantegna, George Hamilton, Bridget Fonda, Sofia Coppola

Our print of The Godfather Part III fell through, so we’ve had to switch format to DCP, which is The Godfather Coda (2020) version of the film

As Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) ages, he finds that being the head of the Corleone crime family isn’t getting any easier. He wants his family out of the Mafia, but the mob kingpin (Eli Wallach) isn’t eager to let one of the most powerful and wealthy families go legit. Making matters even worse is Michael’s nephew, Vincent (Andy Garcia). Not only does Vincent want a piece of the Corleone family’s criminal empire, but he also wants Michael’s daughter, Mary (Sofia Coppola).

The Black Room

Starring: Stephen Knight, Cassandra Gava, Jimmy Stathis, Clara Perryman, Linnea Quigley, Christopher McDonald

Ah yes – October – the month of friendly frolics with Ghouls and Goblins… BUT: who among you are daring enough to follow The Deuce into… THE BLACK ROOM?!!? Where Fantasy is laced with Fear and Kinky is forever knocking at the door!!

Tired with the tepid tedium of living the vanilla life of “wife and 2 kids,”  horn-dog hubby secures himself a “private” sex-pad within the (yes – painted black!) walls of a Hollywood Hills mansion – despite the very obvious bizzarity of the brother/sister duo doing the leasing… The titular tryst-room being not only titularly painted and bedecked – but also a bounty of bravado decorating!! That unexplainably glowing coffee-table!? All those only-in-the-movies too-many-to-count magically always lit candles?!? The abundance of particularly placed ornate mirrors?? Perhaps doing double-duty for some surreptitious spying by the somewhat suspiciously sexual and satiate-needy sibs??!!?? And what is becoming of all the horn-dog hubby’s picked-up paramours? Does horn-dog hubby even care after he’s had his “fun”?? Even more to horn-dog hubby’s surprise, his (no Plain Jane, herself) henceforth left-alone wife – in a bit of the ol’ “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” table-turning, even if initially getting the gander’s dander in an uproar – soon gets things in the titular dalliance-filled-digs swinging swingingly for them both!! But what parents in their right minds would leave their tykes with the likes of Linnea Quigley as the babysitter!!??!!

Despite its wildly willy-nilly release-dates ranging anywhere from 1982 to 1985 – “research” shows THE BLACK ROOM eventually turning up for a less-than 2 week run on 42nd St as the B-pic to 1985’s HELL HOLE – splitting their short-lived Deuce days between first the Selwyn (to be replaced by DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN) and then over to the Times Square (to be replaced by RETURN OF THE JEDI) – and it’s rumored that when the wind is “right” one can still hear those theater owners’ sizable sighs of relief swirling eddy-like betwixt what’s left of the two one-time movie palaces… a sound The Deuce plans to transplant with some proper panting that this singular sexed-up head-scratcher deserves!! (And if any y’all can explain what the heckle is happening in that poster – please drop us a line…)

Gas Food Lodging

Starring: Brooke Adams, Ione Skye, Fairuza Balk, James Brolin

The Future of Film is Female continues its year-long celebration of 90s cinema with a screening of Allison Anders GAS FOOD LODGING. To make an additional $10 donation to The Future of Film is Female, select the “Event + Donation” ticket on the checkout screen.

“Imagine The Last Picture Show shot in color and shaped by a rueful feminine perspective, in a place where women are hopelessly anchored while the men drift through like tumbleweed. The becalmed town of Laramie, N.M., is the setting in which Nora (Brooke Adams), a hard-working waitress with a knowing, generous grin, has tried to bring up her two unruly daughters. … Gas Food Lodging is a big film in a small setting, a keenly observed character study of women who don’t know their own strength. The film shows how they find that strength and heal old wounds, discovering great reserves of grace and hope in the process.” —Janet Maslin, The New York Times, July 31, 1992

Jay Kelly

Starring: George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern, Greta Gerwig, Patrick Wilson, Riley Keough

Famous movie actor Jay Kelly and his devoted manager Ron embark on a whirlwind and unexpectedly profound journey. Both are forced to confront choices they’ve made, their relationships with loved ones and the legacies they’ll leave behind.

Mortal Kombat II

Starring: Karl Urban, Ludi Lin, Jessica McNamee, Joe Taslim, Hiroyuki Sanada, Adeline Rudolph, Tati Gabrielle, Josh Lawson

Johnny Cage joins other fighters in the ultimate, no-holds-barred battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn, a powerful tyrant who threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders.

Tropic Thunder

Starring: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Nick Nolte, Danny McBride, Matthew McConaughey, Bill Hader, Tom Cruise

Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller), pampered action superstar, sets out for Southeast Asia to take part in the biggest, most-expensive war movie produced, but soon after filming begins, he and his co-stars, Oscar-winner Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), comic Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black) and the rest of the crew, must become real soldiers when fighting breaks out in that part of the jungle.

Pineapple Express

Starring: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole, Danny McBride, Kevin Corrigan, Craig Robinson, Rosie Perez, Ed Begley Jr., Nora Dunn, Amber Heard

Stoner Dale Denton’s (Seth Rogen) enjoyment of a rare strain of marijuana may prove fatal when he drops his roach in a panic after witnessing a murder. Upon learning that the fancy weed can be traced back to them, Dale and his dealer (James Franco) go on the lam, with a dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole) and crooked cop (Rosie Perez) hot on their heels.

MacGruber

Starring: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Val Kilmer, Ryan Phillippe, Powers Boothe, Maya Rudolph

In the decade since his fiancee was killed, an Army Ranger, Green Beret and Navy SEAL rolled into one (Will Forte) has sworn off fighting crime, preferring instead to rock his mullet as a man of peace. But when his sworn enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, steals a nuclear warhead, only MacGruber and his crack team of experts (Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe) are equal to the task of bringing the villain to justice.