Starring: Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kevin Conway, Keith David, Lance Henriksen, Gary Sinise, Mark Boone Junior

A mysterious woman gunslinger, Ellen (Sharon Stone), saunters into the town of Redemption looking for revenge. Her father was killed by the town’s sadistic mayor, Herod (Gene Hackman), who is in the midst of organizing a quick-draw tournament. The lady enters, joining a cast of miscreants and outlaws for a brutal competition in which the loser dies. Among the competitors is “The Kid” (Leonardo DiCaprio), an upstart who has his own score to settle with Herod.

Starring: Wes Miller, David Weldon, Mary Wascavage, Dave Bonavita

From the creator of the legendary Suburban Sasquatch!

Deep within a tranquil forest, five strangers meet at a secluded bed and breakfast. But one of these guests happens to be a mad scientist, who uses his vacation to accidentally create an army of killer mushrooms. Now unleashed on the other guests, and with the body count quickly piling up, it’s up to the survivors to arm themselves and fight back against these slaughtering shrooms in hopes of stopping them from world domination!

From Dave Wascavage, the writer/ director of Rifftrax and Red Letter Media favorite Suburban Sasquatch comes a film that somehow manages to outdo and out-WTF that movie in almost every department, with jaw-dropping mushroom samurai fighting, puppet karate decapitations and near interdimensional level CGI alchemy that will have viewers believing they have actually ingested mushrooms, the good kind.

Starring: Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Don Francks

Twenty years ago, a tragic accident in a mine on St. Valentine’s Day took the lives of five miners. The disaster occurred while supervisors left their posts to attend the town’s annual Valentine’s Day dance. The only survivor, Harry Warden, was confined to a mental institution after the ordeal. On the disaster’s first anniversary, he returned to the town for bloody revenge. That was nineteen years ago, and memories have dimmed. Young lovers T.J. (Paul Kelman) and Sarah (Lori Hallier) and friend Axel (Neil Affleck) are among the townspeople attending another Valentine’s party. Then, a box of Valentine candy arrives, containing an ominous message and a blood-soaked heart. Before the night is over, terror will strike again and again and again…

Sissy Fist Productions presents Nostalgia’s “Let’s Watch a Movie”—a campy collision of The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Elvira’s Movie Macabre, and Mystery Science Theater 3000! Hostess extraordinaire, Nostalgia, invites you to a screening of the 1981 slasher classic, My Bloody Valentine. Expect killer drag performances, witty live commentary, communal drinking games, wicked prizes, and audience antics that’ll make this a date to die for!

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Nancy NoGood — (@shesuptonogood)
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Starring: Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Kelly Lynch, Stephen Spinella, William Forsythe, Louise Fletcher

In this wild mix of action, cyber-thriller, and sci-fi madness, Virtuosity asks the ultimate question: What happens when you mix cutting-edge tech with the most diabolically psychotic criminal minds? Answer: A whole lot of explosions, gunfights, and a battle of wits between a man and a program who try endlessly to one-up each other.

Parker Barnes (Denzel Washington), a former cop with a troubled past, is pulled out of hiding to track down SID 6.7, a rogue AI made up of the personalities of the world’s most notorious serial killers. He’s been unleashed into the real world and is now running amok, causing mayhem and murdering anyone in sight. Armed with a grudge, some seriously sharp detective skills, and a knack for getting into fistfights with the virtual equivalent of a killer robot, Barnes is the only one who can bring SID down before his digital terror spreads too far.

Starring: Denzel Washington, Liev Schreiber, Meryl Streep, Kimberly Elise, Jeffrey Wright

Years after his squad was ambushed during the Gulf War, Major Ben Marco (Denzel Washington) finds himself having terrible nightmares. He begins to doubt that his fellow squad-mate Sergeant Raymond Shaw (Liev Schreiber), now a vice-presidential candidate, is the hero he remembers him being. As Marco’s doubts deepen, Shaw’s political power grows, and, when Marco finds a mysterious implant embedded in his back, the memory of what really happened begins to return.

Starring: Denzel Washington, Will Patton, Wood Harris, Ryan Hurst, Donald Faison, Craig Kirkwood

In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, an institution revered, each game celebrated more lavishly than Christmas, each playoff distinguished more grandly than any national holiday. And with such recognition, comes powerful emotions. In 1971 high school football was everything to the people of Alexandria. But when the local school board was forced to integrate an all black school with an all white school, the very foundation of football’s great tradition was put to the test.

Starring: Denzel Washington, Sarita Choudhury, Roshan Seth, Sharmila Tagore, Charles S. Dutton

The 1990s began with what may be the sexiest Hollywood film made during the last decade of the century, built on the energy of director Mira Nair’s keen eye for detail and the chemistry between the young talents of Denzel Washington and Sarita Choudhury.

When Mina (Sarita Choudhury), an Indian immigrant in Mississippi, falls for Demetrius (Denzel Washington), a charming carpet cleaner, their love ignites tensions between their families and communities. Torn between tradition and passion, the star-crossed couple fights to chart their own path in this lush, cross-cultural romance. An underseen critical darling at the beginning of the 1990s, Nair’s second feature rightfully found enthusiastic aplomb in the decades since its release, mainly due—let’s be real—to one of the most smoldering couples to ever grace the screen.

Starring: Denzel Washington, Christopher Walken, Dakota Fanning, Radha Mitchell, Marc Anthony, Mickey Rourke, Rachel Ticotin, Jesús Ochoa

In a Mexico City wracked by a recent wave of kidnappings, ex-CIA operative John Creasy (Denzel Washington) reluctantly accepts a job as a bodyguard for 9-year-old Lupita (Dakota Fanning), the daughter of wealthy businessman Samuel Ramos (Marc Anthony). Just as Creasy begins to develop a fondness for the young girl, a bloodthirsty gunman (Jesús Ochoa) kidnaps her. Now, Creasy must pick off a succession of corrupt cops and criminals to reach his ultimate object of vengeance.

Starring: Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Cary Elwes, Morgan Freeman

Following the Battle of Antietam, Col. Robert Gould Shaw (Matthew Broderick) is offered command of the United States’ first all-African-American regiment, the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry. With junior officer Cabot Forbes (Cary Elwes), Shaw puts together a strong and proud unit, including the escaped slave Trip (Denzel Washington) and the wise gravedigger John Rawlins (Morgan Freeman). At first limited to menial manual tasks, the regiment fights to be placed in the heat of battle.

Starring: Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman, Matt Craven, George Dzundza, Viggo Mortensen, James Gandolfini

After the Cold War, a breakaway Russian republic with nuclear warheads becomes a possible worldwide threat. U.S. submarine Capt. Frank Ramsey (Gene Hackman) signs on a relatively green but highly recommended Lt. Cmdr. Ron Hunter (Denzel Washington) to the USS Alabama, which may be the only ship able to stop a possible Armageddon. When Ramsay insists that the Alabama must act aggressively, Hunter, fearing they will start rather than stop a disaster, leads a potential mutiny to stop him.