Join in as grandfather tells the tale of the best fairytale adventure story ever with kissing, THE PRINCESS BRIDE.

Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. First things first, to the death. When I was your age, television was called books. DEATH FIRST! Your princess is quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps. Her appeal is undeniable. He’s dead. He can’t talk. Is this a kissing book? As you wish.

Part of Nitehawk’s April ONCE UPON A TIME brunch series.