DUDE DOUBLE FEATURE with DUDE WHERE’S MY CAR & THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Director: Danny Leiner Run Time: 83 min. Rating: PG 13

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Garner, Kristy Swanson, Marla Sokoloff, Seann William Scott

This is the ultimate pot-smoking movie without anyone actually smoking pot (ok, yes, the dog tokes). Dude Where’s My Car is a severely underrated film we deem a bonafide classic. After two potheads, Jesse and Chester, wake up to find their car missing, they enter into one bizarro world in the land of Los Angeles that includes tracksuits, hot chicks, video games, Zoltan, and, yes, an ostrich. You’re in for the ride of your life with this one. Dude. Sweet.

Director: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen Run Time: 117 min. Rating: R

Starring: David Huddleston, Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Mark Pellegrino, Peter Stormare, Philip Moon, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Steve Buscemi, Tara Reid

It may be just, like, our opinion man but the Coen Brother’s The Big Lebowski features cinema’s most loveable loser, Jeffrey Lebowski. Confused with the other Jeffrey Lebowski (the millionaire), his rug gets peed on and that sets off an adventurous chain of events with nihilists, porn producers, writers in iron lungs, and performance artists throughout Los Angeles. But really, man, ‘The Dude’ and his Vietnam-reminiscing partner Walter would much rather be bowling. It’s hard not to just quote the whole movie right here because, let’s face it, we’ve watched it a dozen times and its brilliance only gets better with age. Coitus.