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Totally fabulous, but truly wrong, this early ’90s exploitation flick was rated Category III – Hong Kong’s version of “No Children Allowed!” – but not for the reasons you’d think. This bonkers action movie/cinematic couples counseling session has a little bit of nudity, a whole lot of violence, but that rating is almost entirely for its general vibe of…whut?!? All about a cop who’s rendered impotent because the bad guys have bigger, harder machine guns, which leads to his wife dumping him, he’s re-assigned to a rural outpost where he basks in simmering rage until some bad guys show up…with machine guns. Full of so much castration anxiety it needs a therapist, this high caliber humdinger redefines over-the-top action as a dream come true for children of divorced parents everywhere who always hoped mommy and daddy would get back together again…and kill.