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The VelociPastor

Midnite weekend screenings happen on Friday & Saturday nights (meaning arrive on Friday and/or Saturday night by 11:45pm for seating, the movie starts after midnite)!

Director: Brendan Steere Run Time: 75 min. Format: DCP Rating: NR Release Year: 2019

Starring: Greg Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Claire Hsu

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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